
i. Oh dearie me. This new twitter feature (new to me because I’m always late for these things) is, dare I say it, nifty. I love it.
ii. … it’s true, he took me out for a walk. He kept barking and whimpering and howling at my face until I gave in. Once we were out, he walked me. I am hopeless. I can’t control my own dog.
iii. He brought me to a beautiful spot however. My dog is a romantic.

iv. It didn’t rain today. I’m sorry it didn’t rain.
Soon I’ll turn thirty and then what?
There were voices coming in every direction. I tried to be still, but my lips weren’t mine. I began to hum. Someone grabbed hold of my arm, but I was immovable. Thought: all those souls I had sucked, they were coming to life.
Relevant, depressing song titles right now:
Note: Do not shuffle, make playlists instead. iTunes knows, that’s all I’m saying.